Mujibar's Immigration Test Of Yellow, Pink, and Green
Mujibar was trying to get into the USA legally through Immigration.
The Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests,
except there is one more test. Unless you pass it, you
cannot enter the United States of America "
Mujibar said, "I am ready."
The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow,
Pink and Green Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said,
"Mister Officer, I am ready."
The Officer said, "Go ahead."
Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I
pink it up, and say,
'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"
Mujibar now lives in a neighborhood near you and works at a
Verizon help desk.
I talked to him yesterday.
The Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests,
except there is one more test. Unless you pass it, you
cannot enter the United States of America "
Mujibar said, "I am ready."
The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow,
Pink and Green Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said,
"Mister Officer, I am ready."
The Officer said, "Go ahead."
Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I
pink it up, and say,
'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"
Mujibar now lives in a neighborhood near you and works at a
Verizon help desk.
I talked to him yesterday.
Five tips for a woman....
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other!
A Thief!
A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.
After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings
and made it safely to his van.
However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out
of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and the make
such an obvious error, he replied,
"Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.
I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."
(and you thought I didn't have De Gaulle to post
this.)
Well, I figure I have nothing Toulouse.
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