As the holiday gift-buying season revs up, SagArt has launched our 3-Day 2008 Holiday Sale, with discounts on all of our most popular in-stock t-shirts, jackets,shoes, tote bags, aprons, magnets, buttons, stickers and more.
* FREE SHIPPING on orders of $45 or more! Use code: HOLIDAYSHIPSWhether you are looking for a gift for yourself or for a loved one, you will find it in our SagArt shops. Our sale is a way to show our appreciation for your support - Happy Holidays to our SagArt customers!
Grab some great holiday gifts at discounted prices for family and friends. Union Eight shopkeepers offer the finest quality gifts at reasonable prices, and many have lowered prices on their most popular apparel and gifts for your gift giving pleasure.
Union Eight shops also offer beautiful embroidered shirts, jackets, hoodies, tote bags and more for men and women. So grab your shopping list and find some of the greatest gifts that will be remembered at great discount prices.
If you are looking for high end, quality, one-of-a-kind designer gifts and apparel, visit one of our Union Eight Shops to find the perfect gift to place under that Christmas tree. Union Eight Shops are listed in the sidebar and below for your convenience and each offer unique gifts and apparel designed by some of the best artisans today! Happy holiday shopping and tell em' SagArt sent ya'!
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Christmas PresentIt was the day after Christmas at a church in San Francisco. The pastor of the church was looking over the cradle when he noticed that the baby Jesus was missing from among the figures. Immediately he turned and went outside and saw a little boy with a red wagon, and in the wagon was the figure of the little infant, Jesus.
So he walked up to the boy and said, "Well, where did you get Him, my fine friend?"
The little boy replied, "I got him from the church."
"And why did you take him?"
The boy said, "Well, about a week before Christmas I prayed to the little Lord Jesus and I told him if he would bring me a red wagon for Christmas I would give him a ride around the block in it."
The top 18 ways to confuse Santa Claus1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.
2. While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.
3. Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.
4. While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly.
5. Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red Santa suit!
6. Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holding signs that say "We hate Christmas," and "Go away Santa"
7. Leave a note by the telephone, telling Santa that Mrs. Claus called and wanted to remind him to pick up some milk and a loaf of bread on his way home.
8. Set a bear trap at the bottom of the chimney. Wait for Santa to get caught in it, and then explain that you're sorry, but from a distance, he looked like a bear.
9. While he's in the house, find the sleigh and sit in it. As soon as he comes back and sees you, tell him that he shouldn't have missed that last payment, and take off.
10. Leave a plate filled with cookies and a glass of milk out, with a note that says, "For The Tooth Fairy." Leave another plate out with half a stale cookie and a few drops of skim milk in a dirty glass with a note that says, "For Santa"
11. Take everything out of your house as if it's just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, "Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime."
12. Leave out a copy of your Christmas list with last-minute changes and corrections.
13. While he's in the house, cover the top of the chimney with barbed wire.
14. Leave lots of hunting trophies and guns out where Santa's sure to see them. Go outside, yell, "Ooh! Look! A deer! And he's got a red nose!" and fire a gun.
15. Leave Santa a note, explaining that you've moved. Include a map with unclear and hard-to-read directions to your new house.
16. Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill.
17. Paint "hoof-prints" all over your face and clothes. While he's in the house, go out on the roof. When he comes back up, act like you've been "trampled." Threaten to sue.
18. Instead of ornaments, decorate your tree with Easter eggs. Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa to come and then say, "This neighborhood ain't big enough for the both of us."
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