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Gambling Dog
A man walks into a bar and notices a poker game at the far table. Upon taking a closer look he sees a dog sitting at the table. This piques his curiosity, so he walks closer and sees cards and chips in front of the dog.The next hand is dealt and cards are dealt to the dog just like everybody else. The dog acts in turn with all of the other players: calling, raising, discarding, and doing everything that the human players are doing.
Oddly, none of the other players seems to pay any mind to the fact that they are playing with a dog. They treat him just like any other player.
Finally, the man can no longer contain his curiosity, so between hands he says quietly to one of the human players, 'I can't believe that dog is playing poker! He must be the smartest dog in the world!'
The player smiles and says, 'He's not that smart. Every time he gets a good hand he wags his tail.'
Redneck Measuring Tape
Upon reaching 65, old Gary decided to retire.
After having him under foot for a few months, his wife became very agitated with him.
She suggested he goes and does something to occupy his time, like join a club or get a hobby. Old Gary obliged and went out for a couple of hours.
When he got home Pat asked about his day and he replied,"Oh, I just went down to the park and hung out with the guys. And oh yeah, I joined a parachute club."
"What? Are you nuts? You're 65 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes again?"
"Yeah, look I even got a membership card."
"Old man!!!!!, you need glasses! This is a membership in a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"
"Oh, great! Now what am I going to do? I signed up for 5 jumps a week!"

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